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Monday's Rush Limbaugh Morning Update:
Dateline: 1 February 2010

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After months of depression caused by the scandals surrounding fraudulent global warming research and the failure at Copenhagen, today, environmentalist-wackos are feeling re-energized.

The world's most recognized terrorist, Osama Bin Laden, has emerged as the new global warming spokesman, and his initial address to the wacko community offered a clear vision for the "way forward." In a taped message broadcast on state-controlled al-Jazeera, Bin Laden called for a worldwide boycott of American goods and the US dollar.

Borrowing themes from his partner, Algore, Al-Qaeda's Bin Laden warned that climate change caused by western civilization is responsible for worldwide hunger and floods. He said these threats represent the required "drastic solutions." Mr. Bin Laden pulled no punches. He bravely and openly stated the true goals of the environmentalist-wacko movement, declaring that the only way to stop climate change was to bring "the wheels of the American economy" to a halt. He demanded the world stop dealing with the American dollar "and get rid of it as soon as possible."

According to unconfirmed reports, in an unaired portion of the tape, Osama acknowledged that the work done by Obama and Congressional Democrats as already working to destroy the American economy. He then allegedly worried that the recent Massachusetts election results could present an impediment to getting cap and trade passed in the Senate.

But the overwhelming response from the left has been quite favorable. After much floundering, and just when they needed it most, the global warming wackos have found their voice... and their new hero.

Rush's Reference:

Aljazeera: Bin Laden Deplores Climate Change
AP: Bin Laden Blasts US for Climate Change

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